privateturtledancer: Josh: Lily, come on! I can’t even believe we’re talking about this. Lily: Let’s go over it again. The last time you went to see Barber Jim for a haircut, what exactly did you say to him? Josh: I said “fluff me on top, a little off the sides, and don’t touch the back.” Why? Lily: [sighs and shakes head] Okay. Face the music Billy Ray Cyrus. You. Have. A mullet. Josh: I do not have a mullet! It-It’s just a different cut for me, okay? Lily: You’ve gotta cut it baby! The 80’s revival is over! Josh: Look, I don’t know why you’re picking on my ‘do, but I’m not gonna cut it because for the last time I do not have a damn mullet!

privateturtledancer:

Josh: Lily, come on! I can’t even believe we’re talking about this.
Lily: Let’s go over it again. The last time you went to see Barber Jim for a haircut, what exactly did you say to him?
Josh: I said “fluff me on top, a little off the sides, and don’t touch the back.” Why?
Lily: [sighs and shakes head] Okay. Face the music Billy Ray Cyrus. You. Have. A mullet.
Josh: I do not have a mullet! It-It’s just a different cut for me, okay?
Lily: You’ve gotta cut it baby! The 80’s revival is over!
Josh: Look, I don’t know why you’re picking on my ‘do, but I’m not gonna cut it because for the last time I do not have a damn mullet!